The types of metal

What a weekend of concerts (I'll have reviews by tomorrow).  It reminded me how simaliar all we metal-folk really are......and yet how different.

• Dream Theater crowd:  Computer techs and general NERDS, but nice and better than douchebags.  No chicks.
  
• Disturbed crowds: (not that I would know, haaaa) ....douchebags.
  
• Mayhem and almost any other 'famous' black metal band:  Mexicans.  Who LOVE THIS SHIT.
  
• Finntroll, Tyr, Stratovarious.....: Long haired metal dorks that play Everquest, Magic the Gathering and World of Warcraft. Likable.
• Mastodon: Half hipsters, half metal heads.  No one over 45.
  
• Heaven & Hell: Mostly over 45.
  
• Slayer: Lots of people in attendance have the same size neck and skull.
  
• Motley Crue:  The girls come out in full force, and the dudes look stuck in the 80s.  Lots of beer is sold.