Bret Michaels update.

From Entertainment Tonight:

ET has the latest on Bret Michaels' condition.
A source close to the family of the 47-year-old Poison frontman and "Celebrity Apprentice" contestant tells ET that Michaels will soon be undergoing surgery to relieve swelling around his brain. His condition is said to be deteriorating following a massive hemorrhage he suffered last Thursday.
Some believe it was an accident last June at the Tony Awards, where he collided with a set piece while performing on stage, that may have led to the problem.

Sad.  I really hope he gets better.  Things seem to be much more serious than I originally hoped for and now even I feel bad poking fun at the situation.