Bret Micheal's in FreeCreditScore.com Commercial

You know those really annoying FreeCreditScore.com commercials with that fabricated hipster band?  Well, starting today, that band is gone, and Bret Michaels is stepping in to take the spot.  Four brand new advertisements will hit the air, and the first one features the Poison frontman himself.  You can either waste all day surfing the tv to see the commercial, or just press play below:

Placing Bret in the ad seems completely random, and WHY WHY WHY did they make he sing "Every Rose", but hey, this wig and bandanna combo still brings in the bucks..  One thing I like about Bret is how he doesn't take himself too seriously.  The guy never claims to be a brilliant musician, and knows how to laugh at himself.  He says this about the ad:

"This would be a great time to remind everyone to have your credit report checked. With the holiday shopping excitement in the air, sometimes things could show up on your credit report that you didn't know were there. FreeCreditScore will keep you safe with accurate credit reporting data for you… personally."

Sounds like he got paid to say that, but hey, this guy is making a ton more money currently than the other Hair-God hasbeens, so more power to him.

Dee Snider vs Bret Michaels!

This lovely clip below shows Dee Snider calling a spade a spade. When asked by TMZ what he thought about Chris Brown's tribute to Michael Jackson, he replied:

I will tell you. Kind of like how I feel about Bret Michael's illnesses- Not sure if they are honest!

Hmmm, well. That's one opinion.

His comment on Al Gore is not too bad, either!

Awesome update from team Bret Michaels!

This is just in from a press conference held today from Bret Michael's doctor/surgeon.  Dr. Joseph Zamramski announced the release of his patient, and said he expects FULL recovery!  He said:

Mr. Michaels was indeed a lucky person, a very lucky person. He's improving and I expect him to continue to improve. I really expect that he will fortunately make a 100 percent recovery. He's just one of those lucky people – 10 to 20 percent who make a complete recovery and can resume all of their normal activities.

This just shows what can be done if you go to the doctor as soon as your feel any symptoms.  I'm super happy to hear this news and excited that brain surgery is a completely legitimate reason for him to come out of the hospital with a shaved head.  Time to ditch the wig and get healthy!

Bret Michaels update.

From Entertainment Tonight:

ET has the latest on Bret Michaels' condition.
A source close to the family of the 47-year-old Poison frontman and "Celebrity Apprentice" contestant tells ET that Michaels will soon be undergoing surgery to relieve swelling around his brain. His condition is said to be deteriorating following a massive hemorrhage he suffered last Thursday.
Some believe it was an accident last June at the Tony Awards, where he collided with a set piece while performing on stage, that may have led to the problem.

Sad.  I really hope he gets better.  Things seem to be much more serious than I originally hoped for and now even I feel bad poking fun at the situation.

Bret Michaels - get well.

News of Bret Michaels hit the internet today in storm.  Apparently he had a brian hemorrhage, which was pretty serious and is now in intensive care in the hospital.  No updates on his condition, although usually when something like this happens the patient has to stay under observance for a while (whether or not the bleeding was servere or not).  Whether you like Poison or not doesn't matter.  Let's all hope he gets better!

This must be a April Fools joke

Pantene is a hosting a new online reality show about the quest to find their next spokesmodel.  To help with the announcement of this ridiculous gimmick, was BRET MICHAELS.  That's right!  Bret Michaels working in conjunction with a HAIR PRODUCT line.  Does anyone one else see any inconsistencies with this?
The video is boring, but the thought of using a man with a dead animal on his head as a hair spokesman is hilarious.

I actually feel bad for pickin' on the poor guy about his hair.  But if there was any doubt about that mop on his head being a wig, please check out this video.

Bert Michaels on Lopez tonight

Bret Michaels was on Lopez Tonight on the 2nd.   Basically he talks about how being a rockstar with a bachelor type reality show is not a bad gig.   His wig still looks ridiculous, but his face bloat seems to have settled down.

This guy makes Bret Michaels sound like Dio

I hate to be a bitch, but I do love to be a cunt, so I am going to be honest when I say this guy is absolutely horrible.  The wonderboy's name is Wayne Something-or-other, but he goes by Michael Hott.  Please go to his website and listen to Fallen Angel.  I never knew it was possible to make Bret Michaels sound like a vocal genius but Michael went and did it.  Brilliance!

Bret made a booboo

Bret Michaels can not seem to stop talking about the Tony Awards!! In an interview just yesterday with Chris Riemenschneider of the Star Tribune Bret said:
"Personally, I wish it would have never happened. Then I could have went to the after-parties and hung with James Gandolfini and Anne Hathaway. I have a strange feeling, since I may be the only man that has been knocked out at the Tonys, it may never be forgotten. ... Seriously, I mean, who gets knocked out at the Tonys?

"I had a great time at the Tonys right up until I got knocked out. After that, it was all a little blurry due to the fact that I got my bell rung pretty good. But I have no regrets. They treated us great, and it was a freak accident."

Ehh, doesnt seem too annoying to me.

HAHA!

OH GOD.  Bret Michaels  is still talking about the Tony Awards.  Here is a clip below of him discussing it on the Today Show below.  We can all exhale now, he assures us that he is "taking the high road" and wont sue.

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Sucker!

As I posted on Monday, Bret Michaels had some trouble making his cue at the Tony awards and needed the great and powerful God above Liza Minella to help him up after getting whacked with the backdrop.

Well, today he posted pictures on his myspace page. Poor guy, but that's funny.

A little recap

Last night I went to the Tony Awards and went to the Rock of Ages after party with Poison, and closed the night at a party at the grand suite in the Carlyle as Geoffrey Rush's guest.  Dont even ask how that happened.

Bret Michaels didn't show up to rehearsal for the awards.  You can see what this resulted in below. HAHAHHAHA.